I became my own worst enemy

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 03/13/2019 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

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I used to complain about people never answering on whatsapp, or messenger... now I’m one of those people who never answers. Have a stupid thing for your time;

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 10:51

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Can you tell me why your car is in the front yard? Or why you’re sleeping with your clothes on?

Did you come in through the window last night?

/wrote this while ignoring important work emails

Nibby > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 10:54

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hi it’s me you stopped responding to me 17 years ago and i have been waiting for you ever since 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 10:55

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“a stupid thing”

*Activates country accent* ....u talking hella smack but when it comes time to tussle u ain’t no big man

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Nibby 03/13/2019 at 10:57

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E90M3 > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 11:02

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I skip the not responding step by not having friends. 

Spanfeller is a twat > Nibby 03/13/2019 at 11:05

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2002 was a different time, Nibby.

Spanfeller is a twat > E90M3 03/13/2019 at 11:05

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It would certainly make it easier.

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 03/13/2019 at 11:06

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A. I don’t have a front yard
B. I live in a place with intense seismic activity and I won’t be caught “off guard”

C. I’m not spiderman, I can’t come in through a window into an apartment.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > E90M3 03/13/2019 at 11:06

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oof I felt that

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 11:08

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I miss music videos!

Spanfeller is a twat > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/13/2019 at 11:08

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Well, UM, guy, I mean, UGh those things are so, not hip, not cool, just take the sub, maaaaaaaaan.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 11:10

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You forgottodothis

Spanfeller is a twat > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/13/2019 at 11:12

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But I'm not clapping.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 11:15

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*reactivates country accent* well listen here, BUCKAROO, somebody got to do it....and the universe chose me

/I get these from real life things my one redneck country friend says to play up his redneck persona it’s the greatest thing ever

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 11:16

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did you really just say “catched”

Spanfeller is a twat > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/13/2019 at 11:19

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It’s a real thing, google it.

But I should've used caught.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Ash78, voting early and often 03/13/2019 at 11:23

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I actually did laugh at it, but I was guessing the reference was probably a little too far before his time.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 11:24

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rip TAE

benjrblant > E90M3 03/13/2019 at 11:24

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I...

I’m fairly certain that I’m right there with you.

Ash78, voting early and often > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 03/13/2019 at 11:25

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Yeah, I was sort of testing him there...TAE is pretty knowledgeable about a lot of stuff, so he’s hard to educate :D

Spanfeller is a twat > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/13/2019 at 11:35

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Si

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Ash78, voting early and often 03/13/2019 at 11:42

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I’ve used that reference before in a department meeting.  The two folks in their 60's didn’t get it, but everyone there under 40 started laughing. 

Nibby > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 12:10

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Y U DO DIS

Spanfeller is a twat > Nibby 03/13/2019 at 12:20

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I'm sorry! *sobs*

Nibby > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 12:23

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all is forgiven

Spanfeller is a twat > Nibby 03/13/2019 at 12:24

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<3

Nibby > Spanfeller is a twat 03/13/2019 at 12:24

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